And I find this.....
"I love you more than spongebob loves jellyfish, sandy loves karate, mr.krab loves money, squidward loves his clarinet. But baby I need you like plankton needs that krabby patty secret recipe"
"Dear boy, sometimes I pretend that I don't care. But really, I care more than anyone else ever will."
"Dear boy, don't be her everything, if she's not your everything. Don't tell her you love her, if you actually don't"